This is a fun story for anyone who has been bitched at for no reason. My friend and I went skiing during our President's Day weekend vacation, and one of our main activities was following and picking up girls. At one point, we were going down one trail that had a lot of jumps along the side. We began our run as usual. I went first (I was faster because I was on skis and my friend was snowboarding) and took all of the jumps except the last one, where there was a pile of about ten girls. I just barely avoided hitting them. By the time my friend caught up, all the girls except one (she was completely tangled up) had gotten up. They were all trying unsuccessfully to pick up the last girl. My friend and I watched them for a minute (this was a funny scene) before my friend says, "Do you need any help?"
The "boss" girl must have been in a really bad mood that day (we think she had just been dumped, as you will later see), and she decided to take it out on us (well, actually it was just on my friend). She turned to face him and said, "We don't need help, and we especially don't need men." My friend was stunned, but she didn't stop. "I don't care if it's f***ing Valentine's Day, or f***ing 'sorry sweety' day, I want you to get your ugly ass face (she was talking to my friend) away from us."
We decided we didn't need to stick around, so we left. Of course, this was on flat ground, so my friend had to borrow a ski pole (he is very lazy). Somehow the girls passed us (they finally got the last girl up) and stopped in the middle of the slope. My friend tried to weave through them (they were taking up a lot of space), but the ski pole gently grazed the feminist's (as we now call the pissed girl) pants. As we kept skiing, all we could hear was "F*** you, you piece of s*** mother-f***er! I'm gonna rip you're f***ing..." You get the idea.
At the bottom of the slope, my friend talked to the feminist one last time (he actually got to talk). He apologized for being rude and for hitting her. She replied, "I don't care, I'm never going to see you again anyway..." We're betting that she is going to move into my friend's new neighborhood sometime soon.