Previous Quotes of the Moment

• To be lazy and successful is the greatest achievement.
• Ya Snooze,
  Ya Lose.
• I swear, in 'Nam, they got mosquitos so big they could stand on their hind legs and rape a turkey!
• I'll be an island of preppiness in a sea of metal-heads.
• Spandex: It's a privelege, not a right.